the power of the internet.

i'm now pregnant with this photo's child.

On The Phone.

Caitlin: Guess what is on after Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

Natalie: Give me a hint. What genre?

Caitlin: Chick Flick...It's on Lifetime.

Natalie: Umm...13 Going On 30?

Caitlin: No.

Natalie: Give me another hint.

Caitlin: Sexy boy.

Natalie: Drive Me Crazy?

Caitlin: YES.

THE APPLE

did the people of 1980 REALLY think show business would be like this in 1994?  

1994?!?!

seriously, this movie wasn't even so bad it's good. just bad. don't let this trailer fool you.

Heh.

This cheers me up so bad.

our future coffee table books

by: natalie burris

bonus, future framed cover:

boy talk

11:38pm
Natalie:
OMG
HE HAS AN EARRING?!?!!?!?!?
how did i not know?

Caitlin:
ahhh like Harrison Ford!

Pogonology

I learned a new word.


I also learned that there is a "World Beard and Moustache Championship."

the definition of fierce.

by: natalie burris

Oh yeah.

We saw a Beethoven-dog that was bigger than a miniature pony.

You'd think there'd be more sexy

I have found that if you flickr "Orlando Bloom" the finds are mostly hilarious.

A Real Conversation 2

Natalie: my back/neck hurts like a bitch
my neck
my back
Caitlin:my ass just like that
and sarah tells me the new fancy columbia building has fancy toilets with two flushers. One for liquids and one for solids
WHAT
Natalie:WHAT THE FUCK
this world we live in.
Caitlin: THAT IS WHAT I YELLEd
Natalie: what a time to be alive
Caitlin: I almost put my shoes on and left to go pee in that toilet
Natalie: blog this conversation
Caitlin: but decided I am gonna wait and poop
Natalie:how is a solid flusher different?
I MUST KNOW
Caitlin: ok I KNOW
I assume it is for environmental reasons
Natalie: this could change my future.
Caitlin: That is on the to-do list tomorrow
Natalie: and make me feel more confident with my flushing.
Caitlin: I KNOW
Natalie: after r kelly
should i download...biggie or europe?
Caitlin: um biggie

Yo NYC

We'll be fartin' around yo town next week.

A Real Conversation

Natalie: i can't believe roger didn't know what a golden corral was
it's heaven in buffet form
Caitlin: I prefer Old Country Buffet, but Golden Corral will do
Natalie: oh i do love me some ol' country
but golden corral is redonk with the food choices

Lately,

All we be doin' is wishing Neil Patrick Harris wasn't gay and be datin' us.

death watch beetle.

caitlin- Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are sister witches

natalie- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

caitlin- what? you REALLY didn't know this? i think i rented it once when i was like 11.

natalie- SISTERS.

...AND WITCHES.

WE NEED NEW BOYS

OR A VACATION.

WE NEED SOME CHANGES.

Apparently

The set of Hot Rod (A cinematic masterpiece) is all up on Canada. I COULD SIT IN THE VERY PICNIC TABLE THE BOYS SAT AT BEFORE DANNY MCBRIDE FOUND SOME FIREWORKS IN THE BATHROOM. I could even probably even find the same parking lot where the Two Of Hearts dance occurred.

Canada. The promised land?

Our Favorite Gossip Boy

If you watched our Secret Hot Boy School video, I think you see why.

i appreciate mark wahlberg in calvin klein underwear.

... or any brand of underwear. or any kind of underwear.

oh sure, mario lopez as mark wahlberg will do just fine.

i should probably buy one.