The set of Hot Rod (A cinematic masterpiece) is all up on Canada. I COULD SIT IN THE VERY PICNIC TABLE THE BOYS SAT AT BEFORE DANNY MCBRIDE FOUND SOME FIREWORKS IN THE BATHROOM. I could even probably even find the same parking lot where the Two Of Hearts dance occurred.
Today, we tried once again to make a our Top 10 Bone Lists OF ALL TIME, but again we settled for AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME lists.
NATALIE'S TOP TEN BONE LIST (of the moment): 10. paul rudd 09. jay baruchel 08. albert hammond, jr. 07. etienne kerber 06. a jonas brother (kevin being last) 05. victor tamburini 04. taylor locke 03. mick jagger (circa 1966/68/72) 02. fabrizio moretti 01. johnny depp (especially cira 1992/3)
Explaining her number one: "because he is just overall always so hot so i figured he should probably be number one"
CAITLIN'S TOP TEN BONE LIST (right now): 10. Harry Allouche 09. Nick Jonas 08. Gael Garcia Bernal 07. Taylor Locke 06. Etienne Kerber 05. Devendra Banhart 04. Johnny Depp 03. Alex Greenwald 02. Fabrizio Moretti 01. Jason Schwartzman
Explaining her number one: "Jason is number one in my heart, so by default he is number one on every list."
And there you have it folks! Our Top 10 Ultimate Bone List of September 28th, 2008.
Well, first he was all saying "hello" to everyone. But then, I sit near him. So he says hi to me. I say hi back, but then he asks my name. Shakes my hand, then holds it. For atleast 3 minutes while he asks me if I go to college like him. Then he lets go of me. Tells me a story about how he once went into Victoria's Secret, but he isn't gay because "Stright is better." Then tells me Sesame Street is filmed in New York. Then asks me to spell, "Exit" 3 times. Then he leaves the bus. This whole time I am looking at John trying not to lol thinking, "I gotta blog this."
He had to be some kind of mentally "not all there."
it takes place in the "futuristic" world, which is really a bunch movie sets that remind me of ugly betty and toys starring robin williams with technology from the jetson's. as soon as teddy rex spoke, i recognized his voice. turns out that he's BRYAN MCKENZIE IN FATHER OF THE BRIDE. teddy doesn't really believe in violence and doesn't carry a gun. i assume in college he was into nonviolent protest and had posters of ghandi/martin luther king, jr. on his walls. he also may have had acne since he has a strong love for cookies. oh yeah, and whoopi goldberg is pretty much herself.
somehow, the two are paired together to solve a "dinoside". they go to a nightclub full of dinosaurs, and whoopi is friends with a little boy. honestly, i didn't get the plot. well, i didn't pay too much attention. something about bad guys and evolution. i don't care.
the comedic peak was the three jokes referring to the gas we pass. theodore rex called a fart a "BUTT TRUMPET". this is a term i have never heard before, and i actually laughed enough to be embarrassed...my dad was in the room. right after that, he said he "didn't POP GAS". who POPS gas? i do now. and the third, to get information from a bad guy, the dino just sat and farted on him.
one of the bad guys was sprayed with a weird white substance that froze him. since he had glasses, he looked like a harlequin baby. i'm not making a joke. he really did look like one.
So I am woken up this morning by the cat going crazy! He was scratching at my door and then when I opened it he ran in my room. Then followed me EVERYWHERE. Not the normal kind of following, the frantic following. I couldn't tell what he wanted. Then I was all, F this noise. And just let him in my room as I would try to go back to bed. Oh noooo. He wants to open my closet doors by some kind of kitty magic and get all up in there. And then, crawl INSIDE my box spring part of my bed. AND STAY THERE. Forever. And after I just gave up, cat in my bed, me on the computer, crazy crap starts going on outside. Somebody is yelling at something about fighting. A jackhammer is a nice addition to the constant sounds of cars and buses going by. Then, somebody is all, "You know what would be killer? If I set off firecrackers outside this apartment building with all the windows open at 9 in the morning on a Wednesday." And that is just what he did. Then, though out all this stuff, all the doors in the apartment are closing and opening and closing. Either from ghosts or wind gusts.
This is stupid. I am gonna go walk a mile to Walgreens and buy index cards.
ok. caitlin and i have had this argument for quite some time...ac slater or zack morris?
of course, everyone's first choice is zack.
when you really think about it, it's OBVIOUSLY slater. c'mon. mario lopez became such an attractive man. (just ignore that fact that he did have a curly mullet) and he possessed the better dance moves:
i've finally come to respect caitlin's decision of zack morris. due to the fact she only loved 90's blonde haired boys as a young lad.
(ps. you have no idea how difficult it was to choose the zack/slater videos.)
(and yes, i did notice that "jesus is cooler" thing in the dancing one...is the person who made that video absolutely positive? i smell a dance off...)
So Natalie is all moved and outbound towards Indiana. I am hungry all by myself talking to the cat. Natalie and I's parting was not emotional, because we iz tuff. But really it is because we know we will GNO very soon. We have so many plans and schemes. What I am sayin' is that the vlogs will continue, just with large gaps of time in between them. In between those times hit us up here or on our myspace/facebook fan page. We are all over the interwebs.